you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via punchingtelescope)
im going to start wheeling around an industrial fan so everytime someone starts to say something rude i can cut them off mid sentence with the deafening roar of steel blades slicing through the air
“genderqueer isnt a real thi-” VVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
“youre not a boy until y-” VVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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“dont worry, youll grow out of i-” VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRR
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, RRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(via jacobglasers)
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
(Source: adamusprime, via jacobglasers)
these next few weeks are gonna be really tough, but I need to pull through and make it happen